We here at Awesome Duck are Gleeks. In commemoration of the season premiere of Glee I’m here to present you with 5 things I learned from watching Glee. (runner up. A Ballad is a Male Duck) 5. That boy’s lips taste like their girlfriends armpits, and girls like that. 4. Despite it’s...

There are scientists out there that are trying to make sure that everyone accepts reclassification of dolphins as “non-human persons.” Well, good luck with that in Japan. But, seriously. I agree with them. Dolphins are smarter than at least half of you reading this. They can recognize themselves...