Aces & 8s
Posted in Random Ruminations on Aug 8th, 2012
Read the post then wash your hands. Repeat.
Posted in Random Ruminations on Aug 8th, 2012
Posted in I'm Just Saying, Random Ruminations on Jul 17th, 2012
Posted in Random Ruminations on Jul 2nd, 2012
Posted in Fan Fiction, Random Ruminations on Jun 21st, 2012
Hollywood did not like my suggestions for the casting in Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter. Whatever. So, here’s my suggestions for other badass President–awesome title role mash-ups!
Posted in Random Ruminations on Jun 20th, 2012
Posted in Random Ruminations on Oct 3rd, 2011
Caramel Jones isn’t for the chil’ren. Caramel Jones tells it like it is. Caramel Jones may be NSFW. Caramel Jones implores you to remember that what has been read cannot be un-read. Caramel Jones digs disclaimers.
Posted in I'm Just Saying, Random Ruminations on Sep 20th, 2011
Hello there, Quacks. It’s the company mascot taking time out of his interstellar travels, conquests, and get-rich schemes to shed light on the mockery the Internet has constructed out of the search of the keywords: “awesome” and “duck.” This is the first video that popped up when I typed in the keywords in YouTube’s search [...]
Posted in Gadgets, I'm Just Saying, Random Ruminations on Sep 19th, 2011
Sega made it to compete with Nintendo’s highly successful GameBoy. I never got one. Kinda glad I didn’t. Let some other sorry friend of mine buy it for me to use when I’m not terrorizing the neighborhood with the rest of my bike (bicycle) gang back in the day. Like I’ve mentioned before. I really [...]
Posted in I'm Just Saying, Random Ruminations on Sep 16th, 2011
As evidenced by pretty much approximately 98% of my posts on this awesome site, I am a 90′s kid. And, I watched a lot of TV, growing up. I’ve already discussed my affinity for programs such as GUTS, Darkwing Duck, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I’ve even let out my true feelings about the wives [...]
Posted in I'm Just Saying, Movies, Random Ruminations on Sep 15th, 2011
Someone asked me to explain why Clerks is one of the best comedies in modern history and has such as cult following. Thank goodness for that inquiry because I was honestly fresh out of things to write about on this blog. Just kidding. I’m just fucking lazy sometimes. So, Clerks. Kevin Smith’s first film and [...]