Category Archive for 'Random Ruminations'
The Sun or the Moon?
Hollywood did not like my suggestions for the casting in Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter. Whatever. So, here’s my suggestions for other badass President–awesome title role mash-ups!
Caramel Jones isn’t for the chil’ren. Caramel Jones tells it like it is. Caramel Jones may be NSFW. Caramel Jones implores you to remember that what has been read cannot be un-read. Caramel Jones digs disclaimers.
Hello there, Quacks. It’s the company mascot taking time out of his interstellar travels, conquests, and get-rich schemes to shed light on the mockery the Internet has constructed out of the search of the keywords: “awesome” and “duck.” This is the first video that popped up when I typed in the keywords in YouTube’s search [...]
Sega made it to compete with Nintendo’s highly successful GameBoy. I never got one. Kinda glad I didn’t. Let some other sorry friend of mine buy it for me to use when I’m not terrorizing the neighborhood with the rest of my bike (bicycle) gang back in the day. Like I’ve mentioned before. I really [...]
As evidenced by pretty much approximately 98% of my posts on this awesome site, I am a 90′s kid. And, I watched a lot of TV, growing up. I’ve already discussed my affinity for programs such as GUTS, Darkwing Duck, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I’ve even let out my true feelings about the wives [...]
Someone asked me to explain why Clerks is one of the best comedies in modern history and has such as cult following. Thank goodness for that inquiry because I was honestly fresh out of things to write about on this blog. Just kidding. I’m just fucking lazy sometimes. So, Clerks. Kevin Smith’s first film and [...]