Nazi Zombies!
Posted in Random Ruminations on Oct 3rd, 2011
Caramel Jones isn’t for the chil’ren. Caramel Jones tells it like it is. Caramel Jones may be NSFW. Caramel Jones implores you to remember that what has been read cannot be un-read. Caramel Jones digs disclaimers.
Posted in I'm Just Saying, Random Ruminations on Sep 20th, 2011
Hello there, Quacks. It’s the company mascot taking time out of his interstellar travels, conquests, and get-rich schemes to shed light on the mockery the Internet has constructed out of the search of the keywords: “awesome” and “duck.” This is the first video that popped up when I typed in the keywords in YouTube’s search [...]
Posted in Gadgets, I'm Just Saying, Random Ruminations on Sep 19th, 2011
Sega made it to compete with Nintendo’s highly successful GameBoy. I never got one. Kinda glad I didn’t. Let some other sorry friend of mine buy it for me to use when I’m not terrorizing the neighborhood with the rest of my bike (bicycle) gang back in the day. Like I’ve mentioned before. I really [...]
Posted in I'm Just Saying, Random Ruminations on Sep 16th, 2011
As evidenced by pretty much approximately 98% of my posts on this awesome site, I am a 90′s kid. And, I watched a lot of TV, growing up. I’ve already discussed my affinity for programs such as GUTS, Darkwing Duck, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I’ve even let out my true feelings about the wives [...]
Posted in I'm Just Saying, Movies, Random Ruminations on Sep 15th, 2011
Someone asked me to explain why Clerks is one of the best comedies in modern history and has such as cult following. Thank goodness for that inquiry because I was honestly fresh out of things to write about on this blog. Just kidding. I’m just fucking lazy sometimes. So, Clerks. Kevin Smith’s first film and [...]
Posted in I'm Just Saying, Random Ruminations on Jul 27th, 2011
I just don’t see how that skinny piece of metal can withstand pounding against solid blocks of ice and stay sharp enough for further use. I mean, sure, I haven’t actually held one before. But, that’s because I don’t go around stabbing people in their eyes or between their ribs. Seriously. You couldn’t just buy [...]
Posted in Random Ruminations on Jul 23rd, 2011
Look at these shoes (or shoe). Aren’t they gorgeous? Of course, they are. They look like my face. These are perfect for anything that would be deemed awesome, whether it be kicking ass, licking postage stamps, dunking from the free-throw line with the Jumpman pose, throwing yourself through plate-glass windows, putting together Legos or being [...]
Posted in I'm Just Saying, Movies, Random Ruminations on Jul 17th, 2011
Posted in Aces & 8s, Random Ruminations on Jul 8th, 2011
Wow, June flew by so fast… is it the 8th already? Ok, so I was totally unprepared for today’s post, so last night I texted ALM asking for suggestions on top 8 ideas. One idea he suggested was “Top 8 Muscials Aces Likes Cause He’s Gay.” You know what, he right… about the musical part, [...]
Posted in Random Ruminations on Jun 17th, 2011
I don’t know about you but the more random the meme (or anything for that matter) the funnier it is. You ever just walk around some days and be like, “Fuck everything, fuck this, fuck that, man, fuck the police?” If so, then this picture gallery is for you. This post is a swine-free zone.
