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Posted in I'm Just Saying, Random Ruminations on May 31st, 2011
Shit, why NOT a duck? I’m sure most of you are wondering why we here at Awesome Duck chose to go with the name, Awesome Duck. And, to make things more serious, we put a “.com” at the end of it for the URL. Making shit official. If you’re in the, say, 23-32 age range, [...]
Posted in Advice and Tips, I'm Just Saying on May 10th, 2011
Caramel Jones isn’t for the chil’ren. Caramel Jones tells it like it is. Caramel Jones may be NSFW. Caramel Jones implores you to remember that what has been read cannot be un-read. Caramel Jones digs disclaimers.
Posted in I'm Just Saying, Random Ruminations on May 5th, 2011
Twizzlers are dead to me. They suck now. Point blank. That’s because years back, I was introduced to the magical red licorice twisties called Redvines. Aces McGee could tell you about my love for this candy. There are the only candy I can think of that are at their best when they are stale. They [...]
Posted in I'm Just Saying, Random Ruminations on Mar 18th, 2011
I was invited to view the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film in some theater at the cost of $10. I can understand the idea of how people would dress up to see midnight showings of The Rocky Horror Picture Show year after year, with the only reason being because they do it year after [...]
Posted in I'm Just Saying, Sports on Mar 15th, 2011
It’s been awhile. Did you miss me? Did you shed a few tears, asking as to why it feels like I don’t give a fuck about my fans, apparently? If you did, I would prescribe to you a healthy dose of manning the fuck up. Part of your recovery from bitchness would most likely have [...]
Posted in I'm Just Saying, Music, Random Ruminations on Jan 19th, 2011
Maybe it’s me getting old (the most likely case) but I remember a time when R&B music used to be soulful with grinding basslines that accentuates the smooth vocals of a singer who could actually sing, not with pulsating bass and chants. I remember when almost every song on an album didn’t consist of a [...]
Posted in I'm Just Saying, Random Ruminations on Jan 11th, 2011
Do you own a pitchfork? Um, why? Do you actually pitch hay with that thing? If not, what else are you using it for? You know, nowadays, a rake is a reasonable (and better) alternative for spreading around dried vegetation (hay, pine, etc.). Do you aerate your lawn? Okay, I can see that but, what’s [...]
Posted in I'm Just Saying, Random Ruminations on Jan 9th, 2011
Great crowd, these hipsters are. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, just Google “American Apparel” or, if you’re brave enough, visit one of their stores. Do you remember when every workout program in the 80′s and early 90′s consisted of step aerobic practitioners sweating it out in leotards and leggings? Well, guess which [...]
Posted in I'm Just Saying, Movies on Dec 20th, 2010
Posted in I'm Just Saying, Random Ruminations on Dec 17th, 2010
