Better than Uzbekistan!
Posted in I'm Just Saying on Sep 21st, 2011
I was on Facebook Mobile all night at my job and all I saw were angry status updates about how Facebook fucked everyone’s world up again. It was only about 3 months since the last change and it wasn’t that bad, in my opinion. So, I thought, “Hey, maybe it was just a little tweak [...]
Posted in I'm Just Saying, Random Ruminations on Sep 20th, 2011
Hello there, Quacks. It’s the company mascot taking time out of his interstellar travels, conquests, and get-rich schemes to shed light on the mockery the Internet has constructed out of the search of the keywords: “awesome” and “duck.” This is the first video that popped up when I typed in the keywords in YouTube’s search [...]
Posted in Gadgets, I'm Just Saying, Random Ruminations on Sep 19th, 2011
Sega made it to compete with Nintendo’s highly successful GameBoy. I never got one. Kinda glad I didn’t. Let some other sorry friend of mine buy it for me to use when I’m not terrorizing the neighborhood with the rest of my bike (bicycle) gang back in the day. Like I’ve mentioned before. I really [...]
Posted in I'm Just Saying, Random Ruminations on Sep 16th, 2011
As evidenced by pretty much approximately 98% of my posts on this awesome site, I am a 90′s kid. And, I watched a lot of TV, growing up. I’ve already discussed my affinity for programs such as GUTS, Darkwing Duck, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I’ve even let out my true feelings about the wives [...]
Posted in I'm Just Saying, Movies, Random Ruminations on Sep 15th, 2011
Someone asked me to explain why Clerks is one of the best comedies in modern history and has such as cult following. Thank goodness for that inquiry because I was honestly fresh out of things to write about on this blog. Just kidding. I’m just fucking lazy sometimes. So, Clerks. Kevin Smith’s first film and [...]
Posted in I'm Just Saying on Aug 23rd, 2011
Hello, Quacks. That’s right. I just bestowed upon our faithful readers a nickname that I just came up with on the spot while freestyling this post. Hey, it’s better than Awesome Duckers. I think. Anyway, here’s what I never understood: MEN CROSSING THEIR LEGS WHEN SITTING. My use of bold AND caps emphasizes how much [...]
Posted in I'm Just Saying, Random Ruminations on Jul 27th, 2011
I just don’t see how that skinny piece of metal can withstand pounding against solid blocks of ice and stay sharp enough for further use. I mean, sure, I haven’t actually held one before. But, that’s because I don’t go around stabbing people in their eyes or between their ribs. Seriously. You couldn’t just buy [...]
Posted in I'm Just Saying, Movies, Random Ruminations on Jul 17th, 2011
Posted in Comics, I'm Just Saying on Jun 16th, 2011
Aces McGee and I were talking about the DC’s planned revamp of their entire universe (because we’re total fucking nerds) when it dawned on me that our views should be put into the mix on how DC should go about this revamp. So, this is me putting Aces on the spot to write about it. [...]
Posted in I'm Just Saying on Jun 9th, 2011
Alright. Question: “Why would you own a machete?” I mean, really. What are you chopping up on and in your property? If you’re living in the continental United States, you most likely live in a temperate climate zone and wouldn’t need to chop through a backyard filled with vegetation normally found in a tropical climate. [...]
