Hollywood did not like my suggestions for the casting in Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter. Whatever. So, here’s my suggestions for other badass President–awesome title role mash-ups!
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Location: The Apple Store Time: Present Day Apple Salesman: “Hello there, sir. I see that the MacBook has caught your eye. Do you have any questions for me to answer?” Customer: “Why, yes. I’m not sure if I should go ahead and pony up the extra money for the MacBook Pro. What’s the difference between [...]
I’ve heard that Darkwing Duck is going to come back as a comic book. Cool. I have fond childhood memories of watching the Disney Afternoon and thinking that Darkwing Duck was actually better than Batman. Of course, this was before I observed the Batman outside of a rubber suit and in comic form. Okay, I [...]
Lebron James, the former basketball icon, cups his face into his hands as the TV screens in his war room flicker with images of mushroom clouds over major metropolitan areas all over the world. “What have I done?” asks the former 8-time NBA champion. These are indeed dark days for the world, as LeBron walks [...]