Don't worry Suri, Batman will save you. He was friends with your mom until she turned into another actress.
US
No rocket explosion, no being sucked out an airlock, no fearlessly defending against martian invaders… lamest astronaut death ever.
I’m voting Romney, think of all the fetus technology he’ll promote as president. I can’t wait for a fetus hover car.
Jaws would be ashamed of shark protection legislation.
Stupid hipsters and their shoddy housing.
International
Neo Nazis in Germany? Who would have expected him to see that one coming.
The Kim family in Korea add new meaning to the term nuclear family.
Sports
Coming soon to a Brooklyn near you.
His name is not nearly as cool.
Entertainment
Chester said Ted was disappointing.
And Millions of Gay men, just cried out in joy.
Seriously, what kind of name is Hilaria?
In this “Breaking Bad” news, Dish Network turns it’s clients into “Mad Men”.
(I apologize for the previous line. I am usually shameless, but even I’m embarrassed by that joke.)
Technology
It can’t be any worse than IE for smartphones.
Don’t take it personally Samsung, Apple just hates Google.
These are good too!
The biggest news of the day is that Alec Baldwin didn’t punch out that photographer.
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