Hello there, Quacks. It’s the company mascot taking time out of his interstellar travels, conquests, and get-rich schemes to shed light on the mockery the Internet has constructed out of the search of the keywords: “awesome” and “duck.” This is the first video that popped up when I typed in the keywords in YouTube’s search bar. Are you friggin’ kidding me? This “duck” (which I’m pretty sure is a goose) is doing a happy dance after having bread thrown to him on the ground. I mean, I’m not so much of a duck rights advocate here but COME ON. How are you gonna degrade yourself in front of The Man (humans) for a measly piece of grain and yeast? It’s bad enough that they confuse you with being a duck! That’s it. People are stupid and Awesome Duck will push forth to show the world that ducks everywhere need to be respected and portrayed in a more positive light. That video only shows that specism still exists! I must put an end to this NOW. But, it’ll be awhile before I build up enough courage to stop Chinatowns from hanging my people on display at their restaurant windows. Genocide, man. It’s genocide.
