I was on Facebook Mobile all night at my job and all I saw were angry status updates about how Facebook fucked everyone’s world up again. It was only about 3 months since the last change and it wasn’t that bad, in my opinion. So, I thought, “Hey, maybe it was just a little tweak and...

Hello there, Quacks. It’s the company mascot taking time out of his interstellar travels, conquests, and get-rich schemes to shed light on the mockery the Internet has constructed out of the search of the keywords: “awesome” and “duck.” This is the first video that popped up...

Sega made it to compete with Nintendo’s highly successful GameBoy. I never got one. Kinda glad I didn’t. Let some other sorry friend of mine buy it for me to use when I’m not terrorizing the neighborhood with the rest of my bike (bicycle) gang back in the day. Like I’ve...

Caramel Jones isn’t for the chil’ren. Caramel Jones tells it like it is. Caramel Jones may be NSFW. Caramel Jones implores you to remember that what has been read cannot be un-read. Caramel Jones digs disclaimers. Dear Caramel Jones I keep hearing that terrible word. You know the one. The b-word. ...

As evidenced by pretty much approximately 98% of my posts on this awesome site, I am a 90′s kid. And, I watched a lot of TV, growing up. I’ve already discussed my affinity for programs such as GUTS, Darkwing Duck, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I’ve even let out my true feelings...