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Hello, Quacks. That’s right. I just bestowed upon our faithful readers a nickname that I just came up with on the spot while freestyling this post. Hey, it’s better than Awesome Duckers. I think. Anyway, here’s what I never understood: MEN CROSSING THEIR LEGS WHEN SITTING. My use of...