Look at these shoes (or shoe). Aren’t they gorgeous? Of course, they are. They look like my face. These are perfect for anything that would be deemed awesome, whether it be kicking ass, licking postage stamps, dunking from the free-throw line with the Jumpman pose, throwing yourself through plate-glass windows, putting together Legos or being a fan of anything Brazil. Unfortunately, we’re not selling these shoes on this site. If you want them (and you know you do), just go to Nike ID and follow the above design to the T. I think I saw Caramel Jones rock these at the club the other day and there was a line of fine honeys outside the velvet ropes of his VIP the whole night. It must be the shoes.
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