For the survival of your family sitcom, it is almost imperative that the wife is attractive. I remember asking my friends about who the hottest TV wife in history is. After a minute of internal deliberation, largely influenced by my roll call of TV wives they forgot about, most of them agreed with my top...

I was invited to view the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film in some theater at the cost of $10. I can understand the idea of how people would dress up to see midnight showings of The Rocky Horror Picture Show year after year, with the only reason being because they do it year after year. So, I...

It’s been awhile. Did you miss me? Did you shed a few tears, asking as to why it feels like I don’t give a fuck about my fans, apparently? If you did, I would prescribe to you a healthy dose of manning the fuck up. Part of your recovery from bitchness would most likely have to include kicking a baby...