Back from the grave to eat cassette tapes.
Regurgitating your news since 2010
Oh, c’mon, people. It’s only politics!
Seeing how he was used to predict soccer victories, I suspect suicide.
Just read the first sentence on this one. The first few words, even.
Because, you know, that whole city is a party.
It’s always cold in Siberia.
Wow! And, I was worried I wasn’t going to be able to buy some for Christmas!
All I know is that one of them should be called “New Jersey.”
Heh. Gangsters really do make the world go around.
We’re probably already dead.
It’s about time it got its ass on the couch.
Would you doubt the financial know-how of a man this rich?
Russell Brand surely is the luckiest man in the world.
Remember to “like” Awesome Duck on Facebook. Man, I miss the days of “being a fan” of things on Facebook.
