Just walking through a friend’s Blockbuster inspired me to write this. If you have any trouble finding a suitable moniker for your cock, refer to this list.
Monthly Archive for October, 2010
Hey Guys, It’s Ghostmas time again, and with that, comes horror movies. Some of you may be going out trick or treating in your creepy vans, I’m looking at you Chester. Some of you are taking your family around to get razor blade filled candies. Some of you are going to sit on your butts [...]
It turns out that every state in our awesome Union shows this awesome site some awesome love…except for Oklahoma. For shame, Oklahoma! For shame! We’ve had hits from Canada, Australia, United Kingdom, Ireland, and other English-speaking countries. The French hate us. But, Oklahoma, you are not French! You’re Russian. Read more and see why.
First of all, most things that were cool in the 90′s would not be cool in the present time. Sure, these stupid kids nowadays are wearing pastel colors and some of them are even trying to bring back the box hair styles. But, seriously. That does not make it cool again. And, you know why? [...]
34/M/Straight/Single Everywhere you are
October 15th Ah, the Ides of October. Nothing of historical significance occurred on this date. Well, nothing that I can remember at the moment. And, I have always said that if I don’t remember it, then it wasn’t important. Last week, I previewed a shitload of movies, and a “shitload” is a recognized unit of [...]