Regurgitating your news since 2010
Remember when I said, “To to the Moon, Alice?” It’s no longer a threat, it can be way more romantic now.
This man…will…not…quit. *cue Rocky Theme
By the way, Happy Birthday, Mexico.
Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em…while you still can!
Well, that kinda sucks. Now, creeps will have to try and be predators the old-fashioned way.
Is there an app to make it read like paper? No? Score one for the Kindle.
I’m going to make, like, 8 audition videos just to waste time.
It’s like a sexual compound ready to explode.
With no Oreo cookies in sight.