Regurgitating your news since 2010
The new record is really the number of girls “settling” for regular guys. We cannot be Edward! Why can’t you understand that?!
Your Kin phone is now useless. No patience for those dependent on online social networks!
All I know is that it’s really Avatar.
LeBron James is the most attractive guy in the world right now, even more than this guy. I mean, who else can command this incentive?
And just like that…he’s gone. The new Kaiser Soze?
Now with more planted evidence!
Some Hispanic guy is the new Filippino president.
It’s gonna get everywhere.
Subscribe now or die!
Will you start reading now? I’ve heard the new al Qaeda magazine looks great on it.
Ooh, buuuuurrrrnnn.
New prehistoric level of awesomeness!
Now if we can only get those sea turtles from Finding Nemo to do the same.
It was hell doing to the Daily Vomit today. Fuckin’ Google…
So many phones, so little time for anything else, quite frankly.
Another one bites the dust.
I blame the feminists.
All they’re missing are vampires and werewolves.
Who voted for this guy?
Here’s to mediocrity.
These are good too!
