Regurgitating your news since 2010
Just in case you didn’t know, porn is EVERYWHERE. (The link does not go directly to porn. I promise)
The NBA Finals start tonight. Did your team make it? Do you even care? Ladies, are the chances of you getting laid predicated on whether your man’s a Lakers or Celtics fan?
Hey, fellas. Having trouble getting women? Murder one .
Lock up your daughters, parents! No, seriously . Lock them up!
Finally! I now have a chance at Tipper Gore.
Oh, no! It was hard enough taking the death of Barry Allen .
What the hell, Mr. President? You’re gonna just sit back and let him sing to your lady like that?!
Remember when you thought having a movie marathon on your phone was a good idea? Well, thanks, data barons!
I totally don’t need this . It’s, uh, for a friend. I swear!
What would Captain Planet do? Maybe this ?
Maybe Al Gore can wait a bit to hook up with this.
60% of teens are nerds.
I may have bought my Kindle way too soon. Fuckin’ technology…
