So, I was OKCupiding it the other day and I discovered a new game to play (besides “5 or 1,” I will either rank you 5 or 1 stars. That’s it. If you ain’t first, you’re last!”) to offset the negative feeling I get from knowing that I shouldn’t be on there. It’s called “Does She Live In Brooklyn?” Girls in Brooklyn seem to LOVE this website. (Where all the Queens bitches at?!) I guess the borough isn’t as cool as everyone makes it out to be if half its female population is checking their Quivers. So, here’s how the game goes: go to Quickmatch and try to determine if a girl lives in BK, based solely on her pictures before I scroll down to see if I’m correct. My accuracy is about 92% on this. Between their love of tights under their Bohemian-style or plaid dresses, big glasses, leg warmers, shots of them on their bike or rooftop party, v-neck white tees, scarves and fedoras, it’s quite easy to spot them out. One could then wonder if taking that girl to an open market in Prospect Park or tolerating horrible live music in Williamsburg would increase his chances of getting some, exponentially. I’m just saying.
