Gordon Bombay sucks!
Posted in I'm Just Saying, Random Ruminations on May 31st, 2010
So, I was OKCupiding it the other day and I discovered a new game to play (besides “5 or 1,” I will either rank you 5 or 1 stars. That’s it. If you ain’t first, you’re last!”) to offset the negative feeling I get from knowing that I shouldn’t be on there. It’s called “Does [...]
Posted in Random Ruminations on May 27th, 2010
Can you really imagine anything more adorable than a puppy? Let’s be real here. Even babies can grind on your patience more than a puppy ever could. I mean, what else would make us think it’s the cutest thing in the world when they run away from their mistakes? If a baby were to lick [...]
Posted in I'm Just Saying, Random Ruminations on May 27th, 2010
Wow. It’s not even June yet and I’m already keeping an average of sweating through two t-shirts per day. Should I go for three or should I just turn my room into a freezer and just chill in it with a parka for the rest of the summer? This is not what I was expecting [...]
Posted in Random Ruminations, TV on May 25th, 2010
MTV, in its ambition to establish a legacy that is 90% reality TV, introduced a program that captures a few weeks of teenagers’ lives as they strive to become something they deem to be the exact opposite of who they already are. Can you guess which show I’m talking about? No, it’s not True Life. [...]
Posted in I'm Just Saying, Random Ruminations on May 21st, 2010
I’m not a video game programmer or anything. But, if there is a pile of dead bodies building up like a pyramid being constructed to pay homage to some sort of god of “I’m running towards you. Please shoot me in the face,” then you may want to program the A.I. to avoid such spots [...]
Posted in Random Ruminations on May 20th, 2010
You’re just minding your own business, trying to be a productive part of society. Life is hard enough with the drama brought upon by others. Things need to be taken care of. Plans need to be made and set on. Blogs need to be written and read. Carnal urges need to be satisfied. All in [...]
Posted in Random Ruminations, TV on May 20th, 2010
You know what I miss? Rhonda Shear and her epic melons and the program she hosted every Friday night on USA, the channel. USA’s Up All Night! Allow me to clarify this to the kids who were born in the nineties. It’s not that I have anything against you. I just hate y’all. That’s all. [...]
Posted in Elsewhere Tale, Fan Fiction, Sports on May 17th, 2010
Lebron James, the former basketball icon, cups his face into his hands as the TV screens in his war room flicker with images of mushroom clouds over major metropolitan areas all over the world. “What have I done?” asks the former 8-time NBA champion. These are indeed dark days for the world, as LeBron walks [...]
Posted in Sports on May 17th, 2010
First of all, I hold the WNBA’s collective opinion that basketball is basketball. That is, in fact, true. I attended a New York Liberty game last summer and had a great time. Basketball is basketball, if not cheaper. My $15 seat would’ve cost at least $95 had it been a Knicks game. Also, it’s very [...]
Posted in Random Ruminations on May 17th, 2010
There are a few things I miss from the South. Waffle House, Krystal, and Mountain Dew. So, yeah. They’re all food-related. Since Waffle House and Krystal are strictly Southern things, I don’t and won’t expect a branch of either to be extended to the North. But, Mountain Dew (or is it MTN Dew now?) should [...]
